Difference between amatuer and begginer skateboarders?

Wow, I had no idea there was Cycle-Boards now! Where can I buy one? You sound pro if you can do all those on that contraption! I want one! What is the going price for it? I can't wait to do a casper on the new cycle-board! Do they sell them at Wal-Mart? Maybe K-Mart? Tell me! I want one! I might have to steal yours if you don't tell me!