How do I make my boyfriend not be so obsessed with me?

I have been dating this guy for like 2 months. At first, I was flattered with all the presents and compliments. I tell him i don't want or need the monetary gifts, but he says it's non-negotiable and that he likes doing it. I know what I'm doing is cold and heartless because I really hate every second he's around, and he's so annoying and CLINGY. He has to touch me every second and he'll say how cute or gorgeous or pretty I am. I need physical and emotional space. I don't like anything about him. So with all that said, I want him to break up with me so that he doesn't want some of the **** back that he bought. I also don't want him to hit stalker mode, cuz last night he was saying about all these ppl who know me and my brother, and I have no clue who these ppl are. It really creeped me out. I could go on forever about his crap, but I'll stop here. And I already know I should just tell him straight up, but that's no fun. I would just like some good CREATIVE ideas. Thanks!